1. A snake in my toilet. Seriously, sometimes I'll just be sitting there and that'll pop into my head and I have to look. I wonder if this is a recognized phobia? Related. I once had a squirrel in my toilet. Oddly enough I have no phobia of a squirrel coming up and biting me in the ass. Weird. 2. Sharks. Crocodiles. Alligators. Things with teeth that like to eat humans. And yet, once I climbed in a cage and got dropped in a tank with a bull shark. My stupidity knows no bounds. 3. Trains. I …
