If you're not learning, you're not growing, right? That doesn't necessarily mean that every lesson is going to broaden your horizons. Here's what I gleaned this week. - that a mammogram isn't that bad, once you get over the awkwardness of a woman feeling you up that is. Although, I think they could at least serve a glass of wine to loosen you up a bit. Get to know me a little. Is that so much to ask? - that my breasts are friggin' contortionists. I had no idea they were that pliable …