Last week, our 7 month old Bernedoodle suddenly became obsessed with his wiener. Not that he's not always obsessed with it, but it was receiving an inordinate amount of affection if you know what I mean. To top it off, our other dog, was picking up the slack when Wookie's tongue needed a rest. Now, I normally don't pay attention to dogs and their disgusting grooming habits but when you're woken up at two in the morning by an intense slurping noise, it's time to investigate. We rolled him …