Sometimes I get weird heart palpitations. I hate them. They scare me. They’re called premature ventricular contractions or "PVCs" and they’re fairly benign as far as cardiac events go, but I don’t know too much about them because I stopped listening to the doctor after he said “Your heart” and “isn’t beating properly” in the same sentence. I can’t do an internet search about them because I have learned to avoid Dr.Google like infectious mononucleosis. This realization came only after I …
