I live by a simple credo — friends don't give friends fruitcake. Maybe that explains why I have so many good friends, because I've never given any of them a damn fruitcake. In fact, if I gave fruitcake to someone it would be the equivalent of the mob handing over a dead fish. Read: there would be no love in the gesture. I do have a recipe for fruitcake though that if I was ever going to make it, would be the one I used. Hell, I may call some friends over to make this one with me. Sounds like …
