Okay, so before I get started with today's amazing dish - a breakfast sandwich that's so kick-ass you may never drive past a Tim Horton's drive-thru window again - I thought I'd take a moment to introduce myself. My name is Lyndsay Wells, and although I don't ride around on a broomstick or cast spells per se, I do go by the handle "The Kitchen Witch" in certain circles. I once read a Nora Roberts novel about a group of witches who all looked like Victoria's Secret models despite their …