I often tell my children I wish they had school uniforms. As you can imagine, my children recoil in horror when I say such things. They threaten to disown me and adopt a new mom. Promises, promises. "But Mom, then we'd all look the same". Ah, excuse me kid, but have you looked at your friends lately? You're all dressed the same anyway. I don't see any of you really breaking out and going all Lady Gaga in the schoolyard. So why not look neat and tidy and save your parents a gazillion …