Dear Millicent, October is my favorite time of the year. It's not about falling leaves and pumpkins for me, but rather Beer and Bratwurst. Zigga-zagga, zigga-zagga, hoy, hoy, hoy! Bring on Oktoberfest! So here's my problem: Mustard. I fancy myself a bit of a stain ninja in that I can get out chocolate and blood like nobody's business, but my mustard stained blouses and lederhosen get trashed. So my question, Millicent, is how do I deal with these mustard stains?! Signed, Splattered …
