I know it’s January and you’re not exactly thinking about slipping into a pair of cute sandals for a while. But you know what they say? Time flies. Before you know it, you’ll be kicking off your mukluks and you’ll look down at your feet and recoil in horror. Good gawd, how did they get that bad?! Neglect, my friend. Neglect is how they get that bad.
Behold! The miracle for your feet:
I used to have great feet. I mean really great feet, soft as a baby’s bottom, no calluses, no cracks. They were the golden years really. After I had kids it all seemed to go down hill. Winter was the worst. My heels would crack and look like a parched desert. Nice visual right? Nothing worked. NOTHING. Then one day I heard Dr. Oz talking and he said the secret was not just slathering your feet with cream, you needed to first put salicylic acid on them. So every couple of days in the winter, I take a cotton pad and rub salicylic acid all over my feet, slather on a thick layer of good foot cream and cover with a pair of socks before I go to bed. When I really want to bring the sexy back for my husband I also apply toothpaste on my pimples. HAWT!
Try this. I swear it works. One day soon, you’re going to wake up and want to slip them into a pretty pair of sandals.